I don't want you luv!
Really, just b/c I say nice things to you and doll out the praise like you are the king of the world, I am okay with us being friends. Unlike a lot of people my compliments and well-wishes are not always attached to an ulterior motive. If you are fine you're fine, if you smart you're smart, and if I'm feeling you, well I'm feeling you, whatever.
Then, please keep in mind that even if I think you are the hottest thing on the block, if you're not sweatin' me, it's whatever. I am A Diva in the truest sense of the word. I like all eyes to be on me, and if you are not all up in my face lovin on me and telling me how fabulous I am, we can be friends.
Its not like I am lacking male attention. Whenever I leave the house I get plenty of it. I know I look good, but so what? Hell if it was all about looks I would be a fucking millionaire married with a couple of kids by now. I'm looking for the special something that clicks when its right and you be fine like Boris K or maybe a little funny looking like Chris T, either way when its right its right!
So don't be scared luv. Don't think I'm coming to get you. I will keep it on the friend tip until or unless you get with the Afro Diva program. When you come to your senses and realize you have the baddest chick around available to you, we can make it happen. Until then, no there are no benefits with this friend. Either we're together or we're not, I don't walk the in between line, it makes things waaaaaaay to complicated. Until then, just soak up all the love and appreciation I shower upon you, it makes me feel good to spread good feelings around.
