10 Reasons I don't miss sex

Okay so I can't really remember the last time I got my groove on (at least 2 years), but I'm okay. Don't get me wrong, I am a big fan of sex, but no one has stepped up to the plate offering me something that would really make me consider jumping back into the swing of things. So I am in the midst of a self-imposed celibacy. I just can't see taking on all that comes along with being sexually active with someone I just think is "okay." With all that said, my best friend has made it her personal mission to get me laid (really to finding me an "FB") and I don't know how to get her to back off.

I know she has the best of intentions, but I remind her that I am very attractive, and that if I really wanted to get some, I would have no problem. There are at least ten guys I can think of who wouldn't mind "taking care" of me if I were to ask. What I could really use help with is finding someone who excites me. It has been so long since I have met someone with whom I "click," I have begun to think it may never happen.

She says that shouldn't matter because it's not like we have to have a "relationship." According to her, it could be just sex. I know that we are in the post "Sex in the City" era, but I really don't understand the whole "FB" thing. Unless I come across a freakishly attractive "Wil Smith, Boris Kodjoe, Morris Chestnut" combo type, I cannot see myself "getting busy" with some cat, just for the sake of it. So, I have taken a zen approach to the situation. I have focused my energy on other things and practice self-restraint.

Instead, I continue to live my dream and know that when I come across the right guy, I will know. So I have compiled a list of "10 Reasons I Don't Miss Sex" to assure all the doubters that while I wouldn't turn away a super sexy hottie, I can see something good in this extended dry spell.

1. No arguments about condoms or the need for contraceptives
   
2. I don't worry if he'll call me tomorrow
3. I don't care if he is seeing other people or not
4. No panic if my "monthly" friend is a little late
5. I don't "have to" wear matching underwear
6. I'm not dissapointed because he doesn't listen to my needs
7. It doesn't matter if I don't shave on a regular basis
8. I am not distracted by day dreams of us living "happily ever after"
   
9. I have a great physique because I spend time working working off my excess energy
   
10. No relationship DRAMA!!!!