Chippendales Failed :-(

Okay, but really. I was all excited (well maybe not excited, but eagerly anticipating, but I guess that's the definition of excited right? whatever) about going to see the men of Chippendale's at Casino Windsor for Valentine's Day. Now I didn't have a Valentine's so I thought this would be fun.

For the record I am not a big fan of male dancers/strippers. Yes I know I teach Exotic Dance, but in my limited experience there is just not enough sensuality or showmanship to make me really get into it. I did think however that b/c Chippendales is world renown that I was going to be in for a real treat.

WRONG!!

I will give them this, they looked good. Damn Good! I mean there were abs, pec, and biceps for days. But first of all there were no chocolate honey's. I am an equal opportunity woman, but I do have special love for the brothas and there was not a one on the team.

Secondly, this must have been the B or maybe even C squad b/c the dancing was a little shady. It was choppy, lacked flow and there was almost no sychronicity (is that even a word?).

Then, the music was WACK!! Everything was this superfast techno bull shit with little to know bass. If you are trying to get women hot, you don't just start out at turbo speed and stay there. An Exotic Dance should be like sex. You need to start out slow and sensual and then build up to the climax. Jeez you can't just start out banging (well I guess a lot of men do and that's why there are soooo many unhappy women).

Finally, the MC was a little to vulgar. Maybe its the midwest girl in me, but he just was not hyping me up.

I needed to see more ass, more sensual dancing, and hear some better music. I didn't have to be R&B, I like a lot of Pop & Rock, but all techno? Come on.

Chippendale's didn't deliver totallly on my Valentine's wish, but it didn't cost me anything and I did see some good-looking men, something we are sorely lacking in the "D". Then of course I had a great meal, Casino food ROCKS!!

Work it like you're working the Pole!

Okay so I teach Exotic Dance Classes and I love it. If you knew me 10 years ago there is no way you would believe I'd be doing this. At that time I was finishing undergrad about to get my Engineering Degree wondering what on earth my life was going to be like.

LOL, I still can't belive I'm doing this sometimes, but I swear its a blast! I have always loved dancing, but never really got intouch with my naughty side. She's always been there,but never in a million years did I think I would put her on display for the world to see.

Anyhow, when I decided to start this business, I had little intention of actually teaching classes. I saw myself running things behind the scene and having "other" people doing the teaching. I couldn't see myself working the pole, chair, and doing sexy striptease in front of people.

When I learned my first routine I could barely work my hips and look at myself in the mirror, but nowadays, I can barely pull my eyes away from myself to watch my students & make sure they're getting it right.

I knew this would be a good business, I have a great sense about what's hot, but this is sooo much more than a money maker! I can personally attest to how empowering learning Exotic Dance can be.

I knew I was good looking, and I felt I had all the attributes to be sexy, but I didn't feel totally confident. Its actually scary just how powerful the Vixen persona can be. If you haven't tried Exotic Dance for fun or fitness yet, you need to find a class! If you're in Detroit, of course I want to you drop-in the E-Fitness studio, but if you're not, FIND A CLASS NEAR YOU!
I love Exotic Dancing and can't imagine my life without it now! I work it baby and look great doing it too!

--> Jaguar Rain
founder, E-Fitness home of Exoticise!
www.exoticise.net